~ Shallow Thoughts

Star Wars: A New Hope Infographic

“Here’s a general business tip to anyone looking to start a mediocre brewery in 2014: if the initial funding for your shitty project involves shaking an alms cup on the internet, your beers will probably taste like afterbirth.”

““When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.””

“Our BrewDog bars are mother-fucking cathedrals of craft beer”

“"Just don't let them launch this mother till we are at least half way back from the pad -- OK!"”

“Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.”

NASA logo, sourced from the 1977 Aeronautics and Space Report

“Every day, they are learning how brilliant [Snowden] was. This is why you don’t hire brilliant people for jobs like this. You hire smart people. Brilliant people get you in trouble.”

“He’s not another factory head coach, he’s there to win games. That’s one of his main goals. But he’s also big on turning dumb 18-year-olds into legitimate men that are going out into the world and actually doing something worthwhile. I don’t think a lot of people outside the program understand that.”

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